I often have terrifying dreams. In fact, I can honestly say I have nightmares at least 4-5 days of the week. They either involve the end of the world, or me dying in the process of saving someone else’s life. In my dream last night, there was a solar eclipse the day after there was a lunar eclipse. It got dark and everyone was talking about “the end”. I just said, “What, you’ve never seen a solar eclipse before? Big deal.” Then people started talking about how the magnetic field was shifting dramatically, and at that moment it felt like the ground turned on its side. (Think of that scene in Inception when they tell Fischer he’s dreaming and everything around him slides away.) Everyone was holding onto whatever they could find just to stand straight. The earth continued to do this on and off in five minute intervals, and people started running. At one point I ran passed a building that slowly leaned forward until it finally collapsed. I looked beyond in the distance and saw The Stratosphere fall over on its side. I was scared and didn’t know where to go or what to do. Then I woke up.

I often have terrifying dreams. In fact, I can honestly say I have nightmares at least 4-5 days of the week. They either involve the end of the world, or me dying in the process of saving someone else’s life.

In my dream last night, there was a solar eclipse the day after there was a lunar eclipse. It got dark and everyone was talking about “the end”. I just said, “What, you’ve never seen a solar eclipse before? Big deal.” Then people started talking about how the magnetic field was shifting dramatically, and at that moment it felt like the ground turned on its side. (Think of that scene in Inception when they tell Fischer he’s dreaming and everything around him slides away.) Everyone was holding onto whatever they could find just to stand straight. The earth continued to do this on and off in five minute intervals, and people started running. At one point I ran passed a building that slowly leaned forward until it finally collapsed. I looked beyond in the distance and saw The Stratosphere fall over on its side. I was scared and didn’t know where to go or what to do.

Then I woke up.

I had a dream that I went to the movies with some of my friends and Bill Murray tagged along.  I whispered in his ear, “Hey, you should sit next to me in the theatre.”  And he smiled and then we held hands.  Before the movie we all went shopping on this block.  I don’t know what city I was in.  All I could think about was how jealous Carlos would have been that I met Bill Murray AND got to hold his hand.  Then I saw a bunch of young punks, about 20 of them, form a giant circle and charge down the street.  Once they passed me, my friends and I started yelling at me to “get the fuck out of here” because they were something called Sock-Hoppers.  I guess, according to my dream, Sock-Hoppers are kids who enjoy breaking glass bottles of people’s heads and stabbing them with the broken glass.  We all grabbed our stuff and ran through the stores to get back to the van.  I lost site of Bill Murray and had no idea if he had gotten stabbed yet.  I made it to the back attic of this store where the back door led to our van.  I ran in the van, threw all my shit inside, but realized I forgot my shoes.  I ran back and there was a Sock-Hopper standing at the door waiting for me.  Before she could stab me, I punched her in the face and fought her until I locked her inside, then I went through the front to try and get my shoes. There were a lot of them in the front.  I was running behind them and there was a little dwarf with a long, wizard like beard who tripped and fell.  My friends yelled from behind, “Oh, he’s not a sock-hopper.  He’s just a dwarf.”  So, I thought running towards him would be safe.  I ended up tripping over him, landed on top of him, and shortly after he shoved a giant piece of glass in the back of my knee.  I started bleeding uncontrollably and I yelled for help.  I couldn’t move.  More sock hoppers came over and one stabbed me in the chest, and the other started slowly slicing my fingers, as if giving me paper cuts with glass.  I started screaming because the pain was unbearable, and then I woke up to sharp tingling feelings in every place that I got stabbed in the dream.

I had a dream that I went to the movies with some of my friends and Bill Murray tagged along.  I whispered in his ear, “Hey, you should sit next to me in the theatre.”  And he smiled and then we held hands.  Before the movie we all went shopping on this block.  I don’t know what city I was in.  All I could think about was how jealous Carlos would have been that I met Bill Murray AND got to hold his hand.

 Then I saw a bunch of young punks, about 20 of them, form a giant circle and charge down the street.  Once they passed me, my friends and I started yelling at me to “get the fuck out of here” because they were something called Sock-Hoppers.  I guess, according to my dream, Sock-Hoppers are kids who enjoy breaking glass bottles of people’s heads and stabbing them with the broken glass.  We all grabbed our stuff and ran through the stores to get back to the van.  I lost site of Bill Murray and had no idea if he had gotten stabbed yet.  I made it to the back attic of this store where the back door led to our van.  I ran in the van, threw all my shit inside, but realized I forgot my shoes.  I ran back and there was a Sock-Hopper standing at the door waiting for me.  Before she could stab me, I punched her in the face and fought her until I locked her inside, then I went through the front to try and get my shoes.

There were a lot of them in the front.  I was running behind them and there was a little dwarf with a long, wizard like beard who tripped and fell.  My friends yelled from behind, “Oh, he’s not a sock-hopper.  He’s just a dwarf.”  So, I thought running towards him would be safe.  I ended up tripping over him, landed on top of him, and shortly after he shoved a giant piece of glass in the back of my knee.  I started bleeding uncontrollably and I yelled for help.  I couldn’t move.  More sock hoppers came over and one stabbed me in the chest, and the other started slowly slicing my fingers, as if giving me paper cuts with glass.  I started screaming because the pain was unbearable, and then I woke up to sharp tingling feelings in every place that I got stabbed in the dream.

What the fuck is this (by exepotes) I had a dream that Devanny and I were in the bathroom doing arts and crafts.  Then I had to run outside and throw up in the snow and I was throwing up snowmen, little white lambs, aliens, and other random shit.  Then I woke up with spit everywhere.

What the fuck is this (by exepotes)

I had a dream that Devanny and I were in the bathroom doing arts and crafts.  Then I had to run outside and throw up in the snow and I was throwing up snowmen, little white lambs, aliens, and other random shit.  Then I woke up with spit everywhere.

Bean’s bear visits here (by { circle }.. ( ﾟДﾟ)/) I had a dream I was at some school.  I saw Scarlett Johansson walking around and she smiled at me.  Then I saw Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) and he let me take a picture with him.  Jack Nicholson hugged me and I asked him for a picture, and he said, Sure, right after I take a jog.  So I followed him outside and then he ran away from me, hopped in a plane and it crashed.  When I ran to the airplane, it turned out to be a toy so he somehow faked his death so that he wouldn’t have to take a picture with me. I started walking home and the entire cast of Glee was walking the same way.  I just walked behind them.  When I finally got to my neighborhood, Matthew Morrison (Mr. Schuester) saw me and smiled at me and we just started walking and talking.  Then I got to my house and he asked me if I wanted to go eat somewhere, so we went and got pie at this desert place.  We didn’t talk about Glee or him being famous or anything, we just talked about random shit. Then I woke up, went back to sleep, and had another dream that the lady at the gas station stole my debit card and I flipped out on her and demanded it back because I knew she stole it.  When she was out of the room, I went through everything at her desk and found she was using it as a bookmark in her book.

Bean’s bear visits here (by { circle }.. ( ﾟДﾟ)/)

I had a dream I was at some school.  I saw Scarlett Johansson walking around and she smiled at me.  Then I saw Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) and he let me take a picture with him.  Jack Nicholson hugged me and I asked him for a picture, and he said, Sure, right after I take a jog.  So I followed him outside and then he ran away from me, hopped in a plane and it crashed.  When I ran to the airplane, it turned out to be a toy so he somehow faked his death so that he wouldn’t have to take a picture with me.

I started walking home and the entire cast of Glee was walking the same way.  I just walked behind them.  When I finally got to my neighborhood, Matthew Morrison (Mr. Schuester) saw me and smiled at me and we just started walking and talking.  Then I got to my house and he asked me if I wanted to go eat somewhere, so we went and got pie at this desert place.  We didn’t talk about Glee or him being famous or anything, we just talked about random shit.

Then I woke up, went back to sleep, and had another dream that the lady at the gas station stole my debit card and I flipped out on her and demanded it back because I knew she stole it.  When she was out of the room, I went through everything at her desk and found she was using it as a bookmark in her book.

muse (via lilannie / Jean Kim) I will never forget these recurring dreams I had when I was about 8 or 9. In the first one, I was riding a giant bulldog beside my aunt as we took a pleasant walk.  The dog suddenly got angry and my aunt tried to save me from him, but he attacked her.  We rushed home, leaving the dog, to sit her down.  She had a lot of bite wounds.  Then she looked up at me and was holding my hands, and she pressed her thumbs against mine, and her skin and teeth turned yellow.  Her teeth individually fell out and I felt so much pressure from her thumbs, and then she was dead. In the other dream, I was at a restaurant with my family.  A busboy threw a plate and it hit my grandpa in the head.  The same exact thing happened, he pressed his thumbs against mine, his skin turned yellow, and each of his teeth fell out.  Only this time, he had a timer hanging from his neck, and the necklace counted down from 3 before he put pressure against my thumbs. These nightmares absolutely terrified me.  I was 8 years old and had no idea what was going to happen to my family, or who I would dream about next.  Thankfully, I didn’t have another dream after this.

muse (via lilannie / Jean Kim)

I will never forget these recurring dreams I had when I was about 8 or 9.

In the first one, I was riding a giant bulldog beside my aunt as we took a pleasant walk.  The dog suddenly got angry and my aunt tried to save me from him, but he attacked her.  We rushed home, leaving the dog, to sit her down.  She had a lot of bite wounds. 

Then she looked up at me and was holding my hands, and she pressed her thumbs against mine, and her skin and teeth turned yellow.  Her teeth individually fell out and I felt so much pressure from her thumbs, and then she was dead.

In the other dream, I was at a restaurant with my family.  A busboy threw a plate and it hit my grandpa in the head.  The same exact thing happened, he pressed his thumbs against mine, his skin turned yellow, and each of his teeth fell out.  Only this time, he had a timer hanging from his neck, and the necklace counted down from 3 before he put pressure against my thumbs.

These nightmares absolutely terrified me.  I was 8 years old and had no idea what was going to happen to my family, or who I would dream about next.  Thankfully, I didn’t have another dream after this.

happiness is a warm gun yes it is. (via coming spoon) I had a dream that a man was holding up a gun to a friend of mine.  I stepped in front of the gun so that the barrel was touching my forehead and told the man to back the fuck off.  He cocked the gun.  I said, Go ahead, shoot me. He pulled the trigger. And then, I felt my body slowly shut down.  I felt my blood freeze.  I felt my heart deflate.  I was falling in slow motion, and though it seemed like 10 minutes, I fell to the floor dead in about 3 seconds. I laid there, trapped in my lifeless body.  I tried to scream, I tried to cry, I tried to open my eyes, I tried to move my finger.  I couldn’t do any of that.  I was just a helpless soul held captive in my own corpse.  It was the most horrible feeling ever.

happiness is a warm gun yes it is. (via coming spoon)

I had a dream that a man was holding up a gun to a friend of mine.  I stepped in front of the gun so that the barrel was touching my forehead and told the man to back the fuck off.  He cocked the gun.  I said, Go ahead, shoot me.

He pulled the trigger.

And then, I felt my body slowly shut down.  I felt my blood freeze.  I felt my heart deflate.  I was falling in slow motion, and though it seemed like 10 minutes, I fell to the floor dead in about 3 seconds.

I laid there, trapped in my lifeless body.  I tried to scream, I tried to cry, I tried to open my eyes, I tried to move my finger.  I couldn’t do any of that.  I was just a helpless soul held captive in my own corpse.  It was the most horrible feeling ever.

 (via 6oh) I had yet another dream about a snake.   Andy and I had put many different kinds of creatures in his tarantula’s cage for dinner, and when we went to check on it later, the tarantula hadn’t touched anything.  We asked him why he didn’t eat any of it.  The tarantula, whom Andy named Harry Henderson, told us, “I’m not eating this shit.”  So we asked him what he would rather eat, ants or crickets?  He told us ants.  While we were preparing his dinner, he kept trying to get out, and I kept putting him back.   When I turned my back, two giant snakes crawled out of the cage as well as Harry.  One snake immediately charged at Andy, while Harry and the other snake disappeared somewhere in my house.  We spent all night trying to capture them and keep them away from my pets because they surely would have been dead on the spot from a snake bite.  Andy killed one snake and I grabbed the other by his neck and silently thanked Jeff Corwin for teaching me how to handle a snake.   We somehow ended up at Circus Circus at some freak show and apparently I won a prize for catching the snake.  I was grasping his neck so hard he literally deflated.  As a prize, I got a picket sign that said I triumphed over a snake.  Then we had to climb down 200 feet of monkey bars to leave The Adventure Dome.   There was a 15 year old girl who tried to hook up with Andy but he turned her down.  She was at my house for some reason and started crying when she saw us kiss and I just ignored her.

 (via 6oh)

I had yet another dream about a snake.  

Andy and I had put many different kinds of creatures in his tarantula’s cage for dinner, and when we went to check on it later, the tarantula hadn’t touched anything.  We asked him why he didn’t eat any of it.  The tarantula, whom Andy named Harry Henderson, told us, “I’m not eating this shit.”  So we asked him what he would rather eat, ants or crickets?  He told us ants.  While we were preparing his dinner, he kept trying to get out, and I kept putting him back.  

When I turned my back, two giant snakes crawled out of the cage as well as Harry.  One snake immediately charged at Andy, while Harry and the other snake disappeared somewhere in my house.  We spent all night trying to capture them and keep them away from my pets because they surely would have been dead on the spot from a snake bite.  Andy killed one snake and I grabbed the other by his neck and silently thanked Jeff Corwin for teaching me how to handle a snake.  

We somehow ended up at Circus Circus at some freak show and apparently I won a prize for catching the snake.  I was grasping his neck so hard he literally deflated.  As a prize, I got a picket sign that said I triumphed over a snake.  Then we had to climb down 200 feet of monkey bars to leave The Adventure Dome.  

There was a 15 year old girl who tried to hook up with Andy but he turned her down.  She was at my house for some reason and started crying when she saw us kiss and I just ignored her.

morning light (via zinkwazi) I had a dream that my aunt, friends, kitten and I drove home from California in a tent.  A fucking tent.  Apparently it was a new invention to save energy and emission and we were the first ones to use it.  All it did was slide across the pavement at 75 miles an hour.   I kept telling my aunt I hated the idea of driving next to cars and semis in this thing, but somehow we managed to get home.  

morning light (via zinkwazi)

I had a dream that my aunt, friends, kitten and I drove home from California in a tent.  A fucking tent.  Apparently it was a new invention to save energy and emission and we were the first ones to use it.  All it did was slide across the pavement at 75 miles an hour.  

I kept telling my aunt I hated the idea of driving next to cars and semis in this thing, but somehow we managed to get home.  

roadkill (via Anna Hurtig) I had a dream that I got bit by a snake. I was in the desert with some people digging a hole when I saw something red behind a rock.  Everyone immediately screamed, “SNAKE!” and ran in all sorts of directions.  I stood there staring the thing down, acting as a decoy so it wouldn’t hurt anyone else. He started rattling and I made a run for it, but he was right behind me, keeping sideways so I couldn’t make any sharp turns.  He leaped up and bit my arm.  His teeth sunk into my forearm and it felt so fucking real. I shook him off and kept running until he dove onto my leg and bit me just above my ankle.  I could feel the poison interacting with my blood.   I passed out and woke up in a hospital.  

roadkill (via Anna Hurtig)

I had a dream that I got bit by a snake. I was in the desert with some people digging a hole when I saw something red behind a rock.  Everyone immediately screamed, “SNAKE!” and ran in all sorts of directions.  I stood there staring the thing down, acting as a decoy so it wouldn’t hurt anyone else.

He started rattling and I made a run for it, but he was right behind me, keeping sideways so I couldn’t make any sharp turns.  He leaped up and bit my arm.  His teeth sunk into my forearm and it felt so fucking real.

I shook him off and kept running until he dove onto my leg and bit me just above my ankle.  I could feel the poison interacting with my blood.  

I passed out and woke up in a hospital.  

prom queen (via science) I had a dream that Andy and I purchased $20 tickets for a college prom.  We didn’t really want to go but my freshmen biology teacher gave us a huge discount and we figured, what the fuck, why not? When we went out to the park to take pictures, I started crying hysterically because I remembered that Andy’s little niece, Hannah, died.   I don’t know why something so horrible would force its way into my dream, and it really disgusts me.  All I can say is, I’m so glad it was only a dream and I’m sure she’s at home dancing to Mickey Mouse right now.

prom queen (via science)

I had a dream that Andy and I purchased $20 tickets for a college prom.  We didn’t really want to go but my freshmen biology teacher gave us a huge discount and we figured, what the fuck, why not?

When we went out to the park to take pictures, I started crying hysterically because I remembered that Andy’s little niece, Hannah, died.  

I don’t know why something so horrible would force its way into my dream, and it really disgusts me.  All I can say is, I’m so glad it was only a dream and I’m sure she’s at home dancing to Mickey Mouse right now.