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I had a dream that Tayler, (yes you, Aubrey’s little sister) and her dad were lost on the island from Jurassic Park.  I went looking for them and ran into these two little bird/dinosaur things who just made weird chirping noises similar to the aliens from Mars Attacks.  I found Tayler’s shoes and the bird things used one as a phone to call her family and make some ransom threat.  Then they threw the shoes in the lake.
I don’t remember what happened after that, except somehow, Aubrey’s entire family ended up living at my house in Chicago and Andy and I were staying the night.  I told the family about the dream.  Then Tayler and Aubrey said they wanted to get their dad a giant gourmet lobster for Christmas so we spent the entire day secretly searching for an affordable giant gourmet lobster.

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I had a dream that Tayler, (yes you, Aubrey’s little sister) and her dad were lost on the island from Jurassic Park.  I went looking for them and ran into these two little bird/dinosaur things who just made weird chirping noises similar to the aliens from Mars Attacks.  I found Tayler’s shoes and the bird things used one as a phone to call her family and make some ransom threat.  Then they threw the shoes in the lake.

I don’t remember what happened after that, except somehow, Aubrey’s entire family ended up living at my house in Chicago and Andy and I were staying the night.  I told the family about the dream.  Then Tayler and Aubrey said they wanted to get their dad a giant gourmet lobster for Christmas so we spent the entire day secretly searching for an affordable giant gourmet lobster.